Dad Bod - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Bowling alleys like this one

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Dad Bod - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Bowling alleys like this oneDad bods operate in a varsity letterman framework despite a training regimen built entirely around pasta at 10 PM. Decades of proud tradition have never once included a second lap around the block. The Details: Golden yellow baseball script text reads "Dad Bod" with a classic swoosh tail extending from beneath the lettering, rendered in a distressed vintage texture that mimics weathered screen print wear. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring